- Product Details
Sometimes restraint is the best course of action but on other occasions some well-aimed anger really does the trick, and this fun Don't Keep Calm, Slap the Bastard Hard Grey T-Shirt is perfect for taking the latter option.
A really fun gift for a girl friend's birthday, at Christmas or maybe even to raise a loved one's spirits after a relationship breaks up, the high quality cotton t-shirt is available in a great many different sizes to suit a wide range of potential wearers.
Manufactured from 100% cotton, too, the t-shirt delivers an outstanding level of comfort and stays looking its best for longer.
Able to be pulled out of the closest whenever some relationship retribution is required, then, this t-shirt's cheeky and humorous 'Don't Keep Calm, Slap the Bastard Hard' motif is what makes it such a big hit.
- Full colour printed unisex t-shirt
- 100% cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Quarter-turned to eliminate crease
- Available in various sizes
- Small - Chest to fit 34"/36"
- Medium - Chest to fit 38"/40"
- Large - Chest to fit 42"/44"
- Xtra Large - Chest to fit 46"/48"
- Delivery & Returns
We are aware of how important it is for you to receive your gifts in time. Therefore, once you place your order we will process straight away and dispatch as soon as they are ready to go. We usually dispatch all items within 24-48 hours, however, this may be a little longer during special occasions such as Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, etc. If multiple items ordered, we may dispatch items separately or all together, depending on the process.
*2nd CLASS ROYAL MAIL
Sent via 2nd Class Mail for only £3.99.
*1st CLASS ROYAL MAIL
Sent via 1st Class Mail for only £4.99.
Sent via Royal Mail Tracked for only £5.99.
*NEXT WORKING DAY
Orders received by 2pm, sent via next working day courier tracked service for only £7.99.
Orders received by 2pm, sent via Royal Guaranteed Saturday Delivery for only £9.99.
*EUROPE & IRELAND
The cost for delivery to European countries is calculated based on the destination. Please allow approx. 2-5 working days from dispatch, however, this is not guaranteed.
Below areas will incur a remote area surcharge - £30
*Italy: Livigno & Trepalle, San Marino, Vatican City
*Spain: Ceuta, Melilla
*Finland: Aland Islands
*Free delivery excludes items that are on offer or discounted from the original price and sent via 2nd Class Royal Mail, only UK.
*2nd Class Royal Mail - Royal Mail aim to deliver within two to three days, however, this is not guaranteed by Royal Mail, only UK.
*1st Class Royal Mail - Royal Mail aim to deliver your order one to two days, however, this is not guaranteed by Royal Mail, only UK.
*Premium Tracked - Royal Mail aim to deliver your order the next day, however, this is not guaranteed by Royal Mail, only UK.
*Next Working Day - All Orders placed before 2pm will be delivered next working day (Excludes Northern Ireland, Overseas UK addresses, and Parts of Scotland).
*Saturday Delivery - All Orders placed before 2pm will be delivered Saturday (Excludes Northern Ireland, Overseas UK addresses, and Parts of Scotland).
*All our items require production time and this is stated on individual product pages.
HASSLE FREE RETURN POLICY:
We're sure that you will be satisfied with your purchase and we also understand that sometimes you may want to return. We keep this process simple! Just contact us if you wish to return goods. Please note: personalised, made-to-order and perishable items are non-refundable.
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