Personalised Sex Contract from a Man

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Add a little spice to your sex life with this Personalised Sex Contract from a Man.

This spoof A4 contract is printed on a high quality parchment paper which can allow you to be as naughty or as saucy as you dare!

The contract comes framed or unframed and will be personalised with two names (or pet names!) of choice, up to 25 characters each.

It features a whole range of suggestions, which are sure to cause a laugh, but may lead a whole lot further! It's the ideal gift for an anniversary, birthday or whenever you need to rekindle the flame!

Delivery & Returns

We are aware of how important it is for you to receive your gifts in time. Therefore, once you place your order we will process straight away and dispatch as soon as they are ready to go. We usually dispatch all items within 24 hours however, this may be a little longer during special occasions such as Christmas. If multiple items ordered, we may dispatch items separately or all together, depending on the process.

*2nd CLASS ROYAL MAIL

Sent via 2nd Class Mail for only £1.99.

*1st CLASS ROYAL MAIL

Sent via 1st Class Mail for only £2.99.

*TRACKED DELIVERY

Sent via Royal Mail Tracked for only £4.99.

*NEXT WORKING DAY

Orders received by 3pm, sent via next working day courier tracked service for only £5.99.

*SATURDAY DELIVERY

Orders received by 3pm, sent via Royal Guaranteed Saturday Delivery for only £14.99

*EUROPE & IRELAND

The cost for delivery to European countries is calculated based on the destination. Please allow approx. 2-5 working days from dispatch, however, this is not guaranteed.

Below areas will incur a remote area surcharge - £30

*Italy: Livigno & Trepalle, San Marino, Vatican City
*Spain: Ceuta, Melilla
*Finland: Aland Islands

 

*Free delivery excludes items that are on offer or discounted from the original price and sent via 2nd Class Royal Mail, only UK.

*Guaranteed Xmas Delivery applies to UK Mainland Only and excludes Northern Ireland, Overseas UK addresses and Parts of Scotland

*2nd Class Royal Mail - Royal Mail aim to deliver within two to three days, however, this is not guaranteed by Royal Mail.

*1st Class Royal Mail - Royal Mail aim to deliver your order the next day, however, this is not guaranteed by Royal Mail.

*Royal Mail Tracked - Royal Mail aim to deliver your order the next day, however, this is not guaranteed by Royal Mail.

*Next Working Day - All Orders placed before 3pm will be delivered next working day (Excludes Northern Ireland, Overseas UK addresses, and Parts of Scotland).

*Saturday Delivery - All Orders placed before 3pm will be delivered Saturday (Excludes Northern Ireland, Overseas UK addresses, and Parts of Scotland).

*All our items require production time and this is stated on individual product pages.

 

HASSLE FREE RETURN POLICY:

We're sure that you will be satisfied with your purchase and we also understand that sometimes you may want to return. We keep this process simple! Just contact us if you wish to return goods. Please note: personalised, made-to-order and perishable items are non-refundable.

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